A day in the life of the Internet

Todays top suggestions on google.com search for "How do I" are:

1. how do i delete my facebook account
2. how do i find my ip address
3. how do i get a passport
4. how do i know if im pregnant
5. how do i love thee
6. how do i look

Out of which only #5 has a relatively straightforward answer:

... Let me count the ways.

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height

My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight

For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.

I love thee to the level of everyday's

Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.

I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;

I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.

I love thee with a passion put to use

In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.

I love thee with a love I seemed to lose

With my lost saints, --- I love thee with the breath,

Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if God choose,

I shall but love thee better after death.

Sonnet 43, Elisabeth Barret Browning